Hello Kitty Forever

Why do all Asians seem to flock to Hello Kitty? I have no idea. But I love her. I covet the Hello Kitty toaster that burns her little face onto every slice of toast. Does this mean I can only spread translucent condiments on my toast? A small sacrifice my friend.

Someone who shall remain unnamed (cough cough) has suggested we get matching Hello Kitty tattoos. I fear this is a joke designed to prey on my Asian love for the Kitty and I will get one and they will not as a practical joke. Then I will always be the girl with the HELLO KITTY TATTOO on her arm, forced to attend job interviews in the blazing heat of summer wearing long sleeve shirts.